Zeroskillz joins Mistress Roulette and Mister P to discuss… Jesus, people it turned out being a four hour Podcast. What didn’t they discuss? It was certainly the geekiest Podcast ever. Amongst the topics discussed were:

• the differences between White Wolf’s Storyteller system versus Pathfinder’s D20 system as well as the differences between the gamers who tend to favor the two,
• the difficulty of getting porn stars to do something other than perform fellatio and start acting,
• why Mister P has started referring to Mistress Roulette’s polyamorous interest as Clark Kent,
• that the movie Rounders does not portray actual poker hands all that accurately,
• that sometimes you can fuck a woman so hard that you break her washing machine,
• And much more.

Diary of a Dominatrix #39: Throw Clark from the Airlock

Sometimes, I seriously wonder about people. What they’re honestly thinking. I mean, I was born in the morning, but it wasn’t this one. Although, I don’t really find this applicable in my everyday existence, what’s kept me from being a card-carrying member of MENSA is the fact that I couldn’t reconcile forking over the dough. In other words, I’m a genius. Changes nothing, and really more a bit of trivia than anything. Still, the length to which people go to try and fool me, or believe that they have, never fails to amaze me.

Case in point: the email I receive. Some of it has a distinct trend; if it’s not from a BMF, or likely to result in a satisfying new professional relationship, I immediately begin to detect the foul stench of bullshit — the worst kind, too; that which has been perfumed and disguised as as to appear like anything but the steaming pile of crap it is.

Most of the time, it’s harmless. Lonely men incapable of drawing the line between reality and fantasy, or all out preferring that it remain blurred at best. No matter how truly fantastic the claims may be. This is why I suspect they’ve come to me already in-role, presenting fantasy as if it were reality. It’s a delicate dance, though. Should they not be nursing some latent psychosis, they always know on some level that I can’t possibly be buying this. You’ve all seen it before, too: 24/7 relationships. Victims of blackmail. His wife, instead of being traumatised by finding her husband with another woman, joining forces with the offending party to punish said philandering husband for the rest of his days, engaging in subbie-hubbie wetdream fantasyland. (more…)