Mistress Roulette and Mister P welcome back into their humble abode, Master No One, a frequent favourite of the show, and a new guest, Lela.

Launching from the typical topic, ‘What we did for Thanksgiving’, the four discuss just that — while also somehow managing to sidestep into a spontaneous interview of Roulette by MNO regarding events of her childhood, why Lela is especially affected by it, and how you can off someone in the state of Texas and be acquitted due to a bizarre legal defence.

Really. (No, not really.) Yes. Really. No, not REALLY … Well, I guess you’ll just have to listen for yourself.

Concluding with how MNO really felt about MrP’s impersonation of him on an DoaD Episode, what celebrity it imitates, and why the Texas state motto is ‘Fuck ‘Em.’ (Well, not really.) Well, actually …

I guess you’ll just have to listen for that, too.

Oh, and screw you. We’re from Texas.

Happy Holly-daze, and enjoy.

Have you ever been forced to be in the same room with a rape victim? It’s a deeply uncomfortable experience. They’re quiet — too quiet; or they can’t seem to stop crying for longer than every 5 or 10 minutes. You don’t know what to say, or do, because nothing helps. And you just wish they were gone. That you didn’t have to deal with it.

I once was myself, before I grabbed and threw her into the nearby closet. But it was too dark, and I could still hear her. She wouldn’t stop screaming, and now she was crying almost constantly. I couldn’t concentrate; got nothing done while she was there. So, finally, I beat her just long enough until she was quiet, so that I could transport her to our basement. While I knew it would no doubt attract some attention, I was out of other options. I knew there, underneath the floor, where her muffled cries would only be heard in the dead of night while we were sleeping, was where I would bury her alive.

She was seven.

I’m not a monster. I do what I do to survive. (more…)

As disjointed and off-the-cuff as the first one was, it seems the audio blog was still a hit. Now, I’m never undeservedly cruel, so we tossed yet another one together for you. A bit more organised this time, though, no tin inpunded, we’re still working out the kinks regarding format, content, even recording length.

So, as before — thoughts, suggestions, comments, all kinds of feedback are welcome. Just remember what it is; amateur at best right now, with fairly decent equipment.

MR’s as-of-yet-untitled audioblog #2

Again, this one contains a bit of a theme; I go into greater detail regarding my work as a femdom counselor (formerly referred to as ‘domination therapist’) as well as make mention of April being Child Sexual Abuse Awareness month. Of course, it seems no podcast would be complete without a few BMF bits.

Enjoy.