Mistress Roulette and Mister P get together with Lily Cade to talk about the porn business, personal relationships, and what makes for a great sex scene.

Diary of a Dominatrix #43: Presenting Lily Cade

(The proceeding interlude care of Norah Jones. Reflection and usual blogging to follow.)

You’ve ruined me now –
But I liked it –
But I’m ruined; do you have a plan? ‘Cause I’m in your hands.

You’ve ruined me now –
Though I liked it, now I’m ruined –
I had no choice when I heard your voice.

I know you said, ‘can’t be misled’.
Now I’m the one whose face is red.
You’ve ruined me now.
Though I liked it, now I’m ruined –
I’m trying to part with what’s in my heart.

You’ve ruined me –
And how I thought I liked it –
Now I’m ruined.
My whole world’s now turned upside down.

I heard me say, ‘I’m going away’ –
But now I write you everyday.
You heard me say, ‘I’m going away’ –
But I’m on the floor outside your door.
You’ve ruined me now.

You’ve ruined me now.
But I liked it –
But I’m ruined …
Do you have a plan?
‘Cause I’m in your hands ….

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Yeah. Do I even need to add to that? Norah sums it all up rather nicely.

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Zeroskillz rejoins Mistress Roulette and Mister P (who are STILL not having sex) to discuss strippers, drug dealers, lesbians, and Pneumonia. Mister P discusses how he once made money going to a strip club, and how hard it is to find girls who want to have sex on film just for the sheer joy of it.

Diary of a Dominatrix #41: The Stripper Gauntlet

So, the Sheenster’s disgraced his father’s name, fucked off his prime-time hit show (and the massive salary that came with it) and moved in two porn stars, (one of which is huge headliner, Bree Olson) with whom he’s openly saying he’s in a relationship — with both of them.

Wowzer. I’m not exactly sure what’s going on here, but I am certain that he himself has said he’s involved with both of the women who share his abode.

Welcome to Los Angeles.

Now, after awhile, if you get truly adventurous and ignore ‘the rules’, life can seem even more like a Sims game than it is already.

Witness ….

In Sims, you can easily build a house big enough to accommodate lots of folk, (in which I’m feverishly engaged at current — microcosmic architecture in third-dimensional space = love) and, depending upon which of them are Flirty, Schmoozer, or even Great Kisser (’cause then they want to show their skillz, yo) — it matters little if they were macking on SimChick1 five minutes ago; just as soon as she goes to work, it’s time to Woo-Hoo with SimChick2.

Nope. Not joking. Now, some Sims can have a jealousy streak, and WILL cut a bitch. But. Some Sims … won’t really care. Allow me to introduce you to Sim!Lockwood, based off of the character from The 8th Square series, Dalston Lockwood. He’s … well … he’s a lot like Mister P. A LOT-a lot.

Before me, he was certainly down with however the pussy may be best accessed. They’d overlap sometimes, but he was always honest about it. While he never banged multiple chicks in the same household, reality-TV style, Lockwood has the option, and will take the liberties.

Aforementioned liberties taken in recent memory include the crazy Tweedle sister, ‘D’, Natalie Kendall (very ‘Valley’ blonde; also think ‘boobs’, as I’m sure that’s what he was thinking!) and the occasional night with his ex Cathryn. So, yeah. Three chicks, one dick — a surprising amount of fucking.

Now, the evolved programming in the latest edition of the Sims series, Sims3, includes the ability to control the presence or absence of relationships, of various levels and kinds, which develop naturally on their own, too. And, as to be expected, unless the Sim has a possessive personality, they’re able to form relationships with as many people as they want — with everyone aware of each other.

Wow. Poly, much?

I’m just amused by everything going on with Charlie Sheen, his having a pretty damned obviously open, poly relationship with two women — one of whom he’s gotten out of porn, and is now using her legal name again after how many years? — and how the media is reacting.

Where most of us in the LA kink scene are shrugging and going, ‘Oh, okay. Well … good for them.’ Genuinely. I wonder how that’s going to go. They seem happy. I’m very glad to see that.

Maybe the crazy man really IS ‘winning’. Heh.

Hey! Viva Las Vegas. Almost there.

Mistress Roulette and Mister P are still not having sex, but who really cares. They discuss recent events involving health anxiety, computer games, and Tony Robbins.

Diary of a Dominatrix #41: Sim Jerry Meets the Kinky Tony Robbins

Mistress Roulette and Mister P discuss the lack of sex they’ve been having since they got married. They also talk about why you need to actually be able to see the porn stars heads in order for the video to qualify as awesome. Roulette later discovers the greater source of her lack of sex drive and how it’s also related to her dominance.

Diary of a Domiantrix #40: Headless Dommes and Queening Stools

Zeroskillz joins Mistress Roulette and Mister P to discuss… Jesus, people it turned out being a four hour Podcast. What didn’t they discuss? It was certainly the geekiest Podcast ever. Amongst the topics discussed were:

• the differences between White Wolf’s Storyteller system versus Pathfinder’s D20 system as well as the differences between the gamers who tend to favor the two,
• the difficulty of getting porn stars to do something other than perform fellatio and start acting,
• why Mister P has started referring to Mistress Roulette’s polyamorous interest as Clark Kent,
• that the movie Rounders does not portray actual poker hands all that accurately,
• that sometimes you can fuck a woman so hard that you break her washing machine,
• And much more.

Diary of a Dominatrix #39: Throw Clark from the Airlock

Mistress Roulette and Mister P discuss the difficulties they are experiencing in producing more videos, both their own and with others. They also review a piece of Erotic Fiction and compare fantasy to reality.

Diary of a Dominatrix #38: The Combinatorics of Kink