So, the Sheenster’s disgraced his father’s name, fucked off his prime-time hit show (and the massive salary that came with it) and moved in two porn stars, (one of which is huge headliner, Bree Olson) with whom he’s openly saying he’s in a relationship — with both of them.
Wowzer. I’m not exactly sure what’s going on here, but I am certain that he himself has said he’s involved with both of the women who share his abode.
Welcome to Los Angeles.
Now, after awhile, if you get truly adventurous and ignore ‘the rules’, life can seem even more like a Sims game than it is already.
In Sims, you can easily build a house big enough to accommodate lots of folk, (in which I’m feverishly engaged at current — microcosmic architecture in third-dimensional space = love) and, depending upon which of them are Flirty, Schmoozer, or even Great Kisser (’cause then they want to show their skillz, yo) — it matters little if they were macking on SimChick1 five minutes ago; just as soon as she goes to work, it’s time to Woo-Hoo with SimChick2.
Nope. Not joking. Now, some Sims can have a jealousy streak, and WILL cut a bitch. But. Some Sims … won’t really care. Allow me to introduce you to Sim!Lockwood, based off of the character from The 8th Square series, Dalston Lockwood. He’s … well … he’s a lot like Mister P. A LOT-a lot.
Before me, he was certainly down with however the pussy may be best accessed. They’d overlap sometimes, but he was always honest about it. While he never banged multiple chicks in the same household, reality-TV style, Lockwood has the option, and will take the liberties.
Aforementioned liberties taken in recent memory include the crazy Tweedle sister, ‘D’, Natalie Kendall (very ‘Valley’ blonde; also think ‘boobs’, as I’m sure that’s what he was thinking!) and the occasional night with his ex Cathryn. So, yeah. Three chicks, one dick — a surprising amount of fucking.
Now, the evolved programming in the latest edition of the Sims series, Sims3, includes the ability to control the presence or absence of relationships, of various levels and kinds, which develop naturally on their own, too. And, as to be expected, unless the Sim has a possessive personality, they’re able to form relationships with as many people as they want — with everyone aware of each other.
Wow. Poly, much?
I’m just amused by everything going on with Charlie Sheen, his having a pretty damned obviously open, poly relationship with two women — one of whom he’s gotten out of porn, and is now using her legal name again after how many years? — and how the media is reacting.
Where most of us in the LA kink scene are shrugging and going, ‘Oh, okay. Well … good for them.’ Genuinely. I wonder how that’s going to go. They seem happy. I’m very glad to see that.
Maybe the crazy man really IS ‘winning’. Heh.
Hey! Viva Las Vegas. Almost there.