Itsy Bitsy, Teeny … Weenies.

Dude.

What is up with guys with average-sized dicks wanting ‘small cock humiliation’ ? Seriously, it’d be like me emailing strangers and wanting them to laugh at the fact that I have no breasts. Or wear a training bra. I get the fascination with, and intrigue resulting from the fantasy of humiliation and degradation, but honestly, people. Can’t you at least have the defect you want to be ridiculed?

When I finally amass enough of a cocktail of boredom and fed-upedness to go on FCL, (not because it isn’t sometimes a pleasant experience, but it’s mostly a I-get-jack-for-it type of minorly pleasant experience — depending upon who’s on at the time) the weirdest thing I get are the average to above-average cock guys who seem to be secretly dreaming of having micro-cocks and having girls laugh at said micro-cocks. It kinda reminds me of an old magazine article from something I read as an adolescent about the stomping fetish — where guys imagine being the insects that the women stomp on in a variety of footwear. (I thought it was bizarre then. I find it equally so now.)

Anyway.

I wouldn’t mind the experience if they’d at least get into the roots with me. Were they humiliated by girls on the playground when they were sporting a much smaller member? Did it turn them on, because they’re naturally submissive? Is this a feeling they’re trying to recapture in their adulthood because sex has otherwise become stale? Do they have a genuine problem with normal channels of arousal? Or is it just a kinky enhancement?

But, noooo. They never want to talk about that. They just want to be ‘humiliated’ because of their perfectly normal-sized cocks.

… Beats the fuck outta me. Your guess is as good as mine.

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3 Responses to “Itsy Bitsy, Teeny … Weenies.”

  1. Arnaut Rosseau Says:

    I don’t get cock humiliation either, and I’m a guy. Sorry you have to deal with such things.

  2. xeno Says:

    Average to above-average guys wanting small cock humiliation is a highly complex and convoluted fantasy, often involving industrial lubricants, a polished Victorian mahogany side table and 13 hairy midgets (all, for some reason, named Susan ).

    But don’t worry too much because scientists working at the newly fixed Large Hadron Collider at CERN in Switzerland are hoping to create (along with micro-black holes) the theorised penis humiliation particle, which hopefully will provide answers not only about the formation of Universe, but also about why guys with pretty decent chunks of meat (ahem) are into some theoretically incongruous activities.

    I’m afraid your reasoning doesn’t really hit the mark (not for me at least), but since you admit you can’t get anyone to explain it to you, since they’re all too busy being horny little dervishers, that’s hardly surprising.

    Anyway, I’ve got a genuine 7 inch (and thick) hoo-ha and I’m sorta into that stuff. It doesn’t really fit into all that standard small penis/mocking/cuck/submission patterns (I’m about as submissive as a really pissed off Nile crocodile), but that’s because I’m a complicated guy.

    Drop me a mail if’n you wanna know more about the whys (midgets optional).

  3. Tom Says:

    I enjoy SPH a fair bit even though I am a little larger than average.

    I know why too. I used to get beat up in school by some older girls. They also happened to be very good looking girls. So despite their insults and the abuse, I was still foolishly attracted to them. I believe in my heart of hearts that this is the root of all my ridicule and humiliation desires.

    I also used to be ridiculously self-conscious about my size. So much so that I nearly sabotaged a relationship because I kept delaying sex as much as I could. Long story short, I eventually got over it and realized I have nothing to worry about. But the memories remain.

    I think my enjoyment of SPH is a kind of personal conquering of my previous irrational fears. In that I am so confident in myself now that I actually enjoy small penis humiliation whereas before I got over it, SPH might have actually been hurtful.

    There may be more to it than that because the human mind is complex, but that’s where I think my enjoyment of SPH comes from.

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